hey if you’re a gay guy and you grope a girl bc you think it’s funny or whatever i really truly don’t care that you’re not sexually attracted to women that’s a weak excuse for violating someone’s personal space and you know it

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I dont watch Game of Thrones but I might after seeing this adorable gif

Ah, Drogon, you adorably psychopathic scaly-feline-thing.

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Fake Pockets: A How To

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What exactly happened with Mr Candles, and how did he become Mr Eaten? Surely just falling down a well (which should not be too hard to get out of) would not lead to the massive changes and rumours of insanity that are going on?


Do you recall how we came to this place? And they sang of their lightnings and shapeful disgrace? I do. And so much more…

The tale of Mr Eaten is a long and sad one indeed. There is, ah, a lot more to it than just falling down a well. It’s possibly one of the more important events in Neathy history, with roots that possibly trail back to before the Bazaar’s presence in the Neath. Unfortunately, a lot of the information is contained within the hellish difficult (and hiatused) Seeking storyline, but with more accessible bits here and there (for instance, at Christmas).

Even with SMEN getting as far as 6/7 candles before the hiatus, there’s still a lot that’s uncertain or unknown (we may forever wonder what Winking Isle’s final secrets are). As such, expect hefty speculations and possible mistakes here and there, though I will try to give the best account possible. This is, after all, a topic of particular interest to me.

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do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions. 

This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.

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That point in a piece of fanfiction where you can tell something embarrassing is about to happen so you start fucking around on tumblr because you’re a huge baby with a crippling overabudance of empathy.

I do this with every media I consume. I pause movies and have to walk around and prepare myself for second-hand embarrassment sometimes.

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sleep headcanons


psyche - she can get really sleepy when she feels people sleeping or in a tired state of mind, so sometimes she can just generally be in a sleepy state of mind - but actually sleeping is another matter entirely.  she sleeps lightly, and fitfully, other emotions filtering in her dreams, unless she’s too far from other people’s emotions to feel them. she’ll wake up often during the night, and usually has really, really vivid dreams filled with blindingly vibrant emotions, usually reliving particularly intense moments in usual dream fashion. she gets a lot of nightmares, but she also gets a lot of really beautiful, pleasant dreams as well, and often they’re extremely short and, like i said, she wakes up often. sometimes she’ll actually take on the feel of dreams that other people are having which is kind of Dreck. she sleeps curled up in a ball usually, keeping herself compact and not actually moving much despite her inability to stay asleep for long. she usually goes to bed early and gets up early, and the early time at which she goes to sleep usually ensures she gets about six to seven hours of sleep a night, even when she wakes up a lot.

kanaya - when kanaya was really small, she had a lot of difficulties sleeping, especially since trolls are usually nocturnal and she most definitely is not. then doc scratch woke her up on prospit and from from that point on she’s had extremely vivid dreams (since you know she’s dreaming on prospit) and stays asleep for long periods of time, entirely at night. she’s another early to bed and early to rise person, though sometimes she stays up later in the summer to enjoy every moment of sunlight. seeing as prospit is destroyed, she no longer has prophetic dreams in the clouds, and instead dreams in the dream bubbles, though not quite as often anymore. when her dreamself is not actually in an alternate place, she still sometimes has dreams of memories she has, especially of prospit, which she loved dearly growing up. she sleeps stretched out a little, kind of elegantly, kind of dorky, but still manages to keep her space to herself and not yank around the covers or anything.

naminé - she slept whenever the Organization or DiZ would let her. she was often confined to under six hours of sleep before being roused to continue her work on sora’s memories. however, she’s never seemed to need nearly as much sleep as Somebodies. when she dreams, it’s of sora’s memories, but she usually doesn’t dream all that much. on AM, she doesn’t know what to do now that she virtually has her own sleeping schedule, and sleeps a bit more fitfully for shorter periods of time, often interspersed throughout the day and when she just feels tired. she’s also a compact sleeper.

kuja - he has a lot of difficulty actually sleeping, when he gets around to it. of course he possesses the most elegant, soft bed, fit for a king, except he can’t sleep well for some reason. even when he finishes his work to lounge and lay around and sleep, it’s so hard for him to actually sleep, and when he does, he rarely dreams, which pisses him off because dreams usually are lauded to be special and important and full of meaning but he doesn’t have them. he often makes a mess of the covers and stirs a lot and doesn’t sleep all that elegantly.

jackie - jackie works herself until exhaustion and even then foregoes sleep. she doesn’t need to sleep, really, not quite as much as other people do, but she’s not at the utterly undead state that her father is in yet so she still gets tired out and sleeping is really good for making her feel better. but she hates sleeping for a lot of reasons - because her bedroom is in the Netherworld, for instance, which is inhabited solely by her father, by tortured souls, and by occasional extensions of the Odin family that serve as servants and such. it sucks down there, and she has a lot of nightmares. the longest she’ll sleep at a time is like four hours, maybe.

ryuko - ryuko sleeps really normally! she goes to bed when she’s tired and wakes up pretty early. occasionally she has dreams and stuff, sometimes of her past, but usually gets pretty good nights of sleep. she’ll spend the evening talking to senketsu before nodding off. despite her more aggressive personality, she doesn’t move around a lot when she sleeps, and wakes up in basically the same position she fell asleep in. if she didn’t get enough sleep the night before, or is getting excessively bored, she’ll nap during the day - like accidentally falling asleep in class.

cat - he doesn’t really need sleep either, but, like all cats, he’s excessively lazy and sometimes takes cat naps, or will sleep on the edge of alice’s bed. he doesn’t dream, being that his existence is sort of the equivalent of a dream itself. he falls asleep and wakes precisely when he means to.

hana - HE’S AN OBNOXIOUS SLEEPER. he snores, drools, and takes up a lot of space. but he has actual difficulty falling asleep a lot of the time, unless he’s really tuckered out. he dreams on occasion, but it’s not a consistent thing. sometimes he falls asleep in class, but he usually sits back there looking Cool and Bored. because he’s the Coolest, clearly.

the painted lady - shes a spirit she really doesnt need sleep but sometimes she’ll rest in transience in the river she’s watching over

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If a guy calls you princess in a condescending manner assert your newly appointed royal status and have him beheaded.

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9Gif’s ofテマリ, Temari!

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